George Carlin

In case you didn't know, the comedian George Carlin passed away. Highly controversial, but he was friggin hilarious . I highly recommend his audio book, Napalm and Silly Putty. Rest in peace dude.

Cheese

Whats your favorite kind of cheese and why?

China Sucks

Go read this is tell me I'm wrong, i dare ya

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080409/ap_on_re_us/olympic_torch

Just When You Though Daft Hands Was Good

The only thing better than Daft Hands is two hot chicks doing it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_-A_X5E&feature=related

An Update On Our Hero

Hey folks, I haven't updated this thing in a while so I thought I'de update everyone on how I'm doing. Well, I'm in school and I'm doing good. Got some exams coming up but no problem. Going out for sushi and booze this weekend with my new school friends, should be a good time. My plans for global conquest are proceeding nicely. Most of the technical mumbo jumbo has been taken care of, now I just need to stock up on mind control drugs and genetically engineered, hyper aggressive, attack ferbies. Well thats about it for now, so in closing, I will soon rule you all MWAHAHAHAHAHA

The End Is Upon Us

It happened folks, the third and final sign of the apocalypse has happened in England. First was YouTube, then Facebook. I thought the third sign would be another internet thing, but I was wrong. Just the other day I heard about it on the radio; in good old London, England the Spice Girls reunion concert sold out in 16 seconds........ 16 SECONDS FOR A BAND THATS BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST A DECADE......AND THEY SUCKED WHEN THEY WERE FAMOUS. Well it's been a nice world...........

Good Weekend Coming

Hooray for the weekend!!!! All fun and no work makes me a happy boy. Don't particularly want to be at work all day today but it's all fun after that. Brandy and I are going to the Riders/Asskashmoes (Eskimos) game tonight followed by the Finger Eleven concert at Ed Fest, then tomorrow night is all night laser tag at Laser Quest. Hooray for the weekend!!!!!

The Great One Will Come

I found this cave drawing of myself recently which proves that my great existance was foretold by ancient cultures. Pretty cool eh?